HURRICANE QUAMOCLIT STRIKES MOON COLONY

FROM OUR WEATHERMAN TO YOU

On Wednesday the 33rd, Hurricane Quamoclit struck moon colony Earth II. Quamoclit was a category 13 hurricane, the largest ever recorded... EVER!!!111!7. Quamoclit destroyed Earth II at 7:00 pm. The moon colony never received a warning that Quamoclit was coming because it was home to mutant human-ant creatures.

Sadly, there were no survivors. The mutants' owner is, reportedly, quite happy, because he no longer has to send ninja assasins to kill them.

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