HOLY CRAP THERE'S A NEW HOUSE

AND IT'S PURPLE

"Ohmygodguysdidyouhear? There's. A. New. House. Oh. My. God."

Yes, on August 6, many Chaska students were amazed to discover that there is, in fact, a new house. Some were so surprised that they felt compelled to rush out and write articles about it. Others sat down and wrote articles about it. Still others felt that the new house simply demanded that articles be written about it.

The new house has a purple color scheme. Also, it is popularly referred to as "the purple house". Chaska's best thinkers have recently theorized that the name might have something to do with the color. When reached for comment, one student had this to say.

"Well, seeing as the house is purple, it would make sense to call it the purple house. As purple is present in both the name and the color of the house, which is purple, logically the house that is purple should be called the purple house, referring to its purple color as well as its status as a house."