POLL: Summer Lovin'
The Hawk Lemon asked CHS students how they spent the last night of summer vacation. Here's how they responded:
73% - drunk
26% - hung over
1% - hospitalized
posted by Rob Carson @ 2:06 PM
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Monday, October 03, 2005
73% - drunk
26% - hung over
1% - hospitalized
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